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Hi! Me: I'm a handsome 40yr old, full, thick head of hair, still with no grey ('cept lil' facial), I exude a certain, je ne sais quoi, being a true gentleman who knows his manners and aptitude. I'm an open minded guy, not a “freak” in bed, but am a very excellent, attentive lover, enjoying foreplay, sensual contact, intimacy, I'll consider most things, ideally, however, I’m ISO an appropriately fit, attractive gal, who has creativity and graceful lingerie to please my precocious eye, who wants to gently and lovingly be touched, cuddled and be held close. I am a gentle lover. I know when to be tender and easy, but I also know when prowess is required. I know when to delve deeply, allowing your cavity to feel me completely. I know this I got length, girth, and very stiff rigidity. I know when to… Well, I’m 40; I’m experienced. To me, the female form is perfect. I love to please by touching, lightly scratching, getting close, kissing, caressing, tantalizing you with the easy motion of the friction between man and woman; loin to loin. I can take you to bliss and beyond! But I’m far more complicated than sex. I have a baseline IQ, on par with some of the brightest minds in history. I write; well published. I am superb golfer. I’m witty, clever, waggish, and I have a story that can take me years to tell. Am I an Aristocrat or a Crofter? Silly question right off the start; I’m Irish; but I do share a duality in this instance, in how I was raised, the effects of the consequences of things that I could not control and things I could; how I managed to escape the Leprechaun’s curse and steal his purse and Tuesday morning, mourn no hearse. It’s perfect of course; my intent is to converse, to put prose to verse, steer the course, and tell you a story, of resilience, perseverance, relentlessness, and sheer grit; a story of providence, and of might; a story that takes time to shed light; a story that leads to the final round of the fight, and at the last second, at last sight, my mighty hook, gives me the TKO overthrow!

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My Christian Preferences

Which Church were you raised in?Catholic
How often do you attend church?Weekly

My Punk Preferences

What is your favorite all time punk band?Crass
Do you play an instrument? If yes, which ones?Multiple
What are your favorite types of punk rock?Garage Punk, Celtic Punk, Punk Jazz

My Cat(s)

Does your cat live indoors or outdoors?Indoors
How old is your cat?6
Do you have other pets beside cat?Yes
If yes, which ones?Choc. Lab
Do you have more than one cat?Yes
Do you take your cat with you when you go on vacation?No
Is it necessary that your partner also have a cat?No
Where did you get your cat from?Friends

My Dog(s)

What gender is your dog?Male
Does your dog live indoors or outdoors?Indoors
Do you have other pets beside dog?Yes
Do you have more than one dog?No
Do you take your dog with you when you go on vacation?Yes
Does your dog wear a muzzle?No
Is it necessary that your partner also have a dog?No
Where did you get your dog from?Breeder

Appearance

EthnicityCaucasian / White
National heritageIrish
BuildStocky
Height5' 7" (170 cm)
Eye ColorHazel
Hair ColorDark brown
Hair LengthShoulder length
Facial HairGoatee
Best featureEyes
Body ArtPierced... but only ear(s), Other piercings
My AttractivenessVery attractive

Situation

Relationship StatusWidowed
Wants kidsYes
Housing SituationAll is calm
Living ArrangementsWith roomate(s)
Wants to RelocateMaybe
Have PetsCat, Dog
Has a carYes

Education & Employment

EducationUniversity Doctorate
SpecialtyPolitics / Government
Employment StatusRetired
Annual income$250,000 - $500,000
Job TitleCDALiasonIII

Leisure & Fun

TV preferencesNews, Documentaries, Dramas, Movies, I don't like TV, Sports
Favorite movies typesAction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Family, Thriller, I don't like movies, Adult
Music typesRock, Electronic, Pop, Classical, Vacuum cleaner noises, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, Latin, New age, Ambient, Soul, Gospel, Folk, Punk
Reading selectionNews, Ancient, Auto-biography, Biography, Classic, Fiction, History, Humor, Music, Nature, Philosophy, Political, Reference, Poetry, Religious, Satire, Science, Sports, Technical
HobbiesSports, Reading, Learning, Music, Clubbing, bar Hopping, Dining, Photography, Religion, spirituality, Theater, Travel, Cars, Camping, Shopping

Personality

SmokerSmoke heavily (10+ a day)
DrinkingOne or two
Social behaviorObservant
Friends describe asCool
In High School I was a(n)Cool dude
My great timeHanging out with friends, Partying, Going shopping, Staying at home, Trying new things, Relaxing, Sleeping, Clubbing / bars, Drinking, Extreme sports, Reading a book, Going to a casino, Going to a concert, Going to a museum

Views

Political viewsAnarchist
ReligionCatholic
Attend religious servicesEvery day

Looking For

Must haveIntelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Power, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness, Passiveness

Sports

Enjoys playingGolf, Sailing, Snowboarding, Snowskiing
Enjoys watchingBaseball, Basketball, Boxing, Football, Football (American), Golf, Horse Racing, Skating, Tennis, Winter Sports
Favorite college teamUniversity of Pennsylvania