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Sarcastic, clever and witty with a twisted and dark sense of humor. Grumpy Cat is the cat version of me. But all in good fun. Endlessly entertaining if you catch the right me. There are 12 shades of me. Purple, gray is far too boring and you’d be lucky to manage 12. 50 would be unfathomable.

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My Cat(s)

What is your cat's name?I am so not filling this out, lol

My Dog(s)

What is your dog's name?You’re kidding me!!!


EthnicityLatino / Hispanic
National heritageAmerican
Height5' 10" (178 cm)
Eye ColorBlack
Hair ColorDark brown
Hair LengthVery long
Best featureEyes
Body ArtBranded, Pierced... but only ear(s), Other
Health ConditionDisabled
My AttractivenessVery attractive


Relationship StatusSingle
Has childrenNo children
Wants to RelocateMaybe
Have PetsCat, Dog, Bird
Has a carYes

Education & Employment

EducationProfessional - Technical - Vocational School
Job TitleLVT, Electronics technician (QA), writer

Leisure & Fun

TV preferencesCartoons, Documentaries, Situation comedies, Instructional, Movies, Reality shows, Re-runs, Science fiction
Favorite TV showsIt’s mostly background noise
Favorite movies typesAction, Science fiction, Comedy, Documentary, Animation, Horror, Thriller
Favorite moviesHorror. Bad horror. Well, it’s all bad. Just in different ways.
Favorite artists80’s new wave isn’t even an option??? I’m speechless. I can’t box myself in on this one.
Reading selectionAncient, Auto-biography, Biography, Classic, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, Horror, Humor, Instructional, Nature, Philosophy, Reference, Poetry, Satire, Science, Technical
Idea of funFun?
HobbiesExercising, Arts & Crafts, Learning, Movies, Internet, Games, Photography, Theater, Gardening, Playing cards, Volunteering, Computers


SmokerDon't smoke
DrinkingDon't drink
Social behaviorFlirtatious
Friends describe asA flirt
In High School I was a(n)Teachers pet
Sense of humorClever
My great timeHanging out with friends, Staying at home, The movies, Relaxing, Playing dress-up, Playing video games, Going to a museum
Always wanted to tryEverything. Twice.


Political viewsI don't like politics
Attend religious servicesNever
Goal in lifeLearn until I stop breathing.

Looking For

Must haveIntelligence, Humor, Great skills, Empathy, Wit, Thoughtfullness
Look for in a partnerI don’t have a checklist.
On the first dateI’m an Aquarius. We don’t make decisions.