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Wobbly and Sassy

Ok, I know I'm by no means a looker, but I'm willing to wear a gorilla mask if that helps! Come stumble around with me. I have MS and let's just say..I have good days and not so good days. I have worked for 3 years at the local animal shelter and love it. I love the outdoors and gardening. I'm honest and love to crack jokes, intelligent, and will NEVER ask you those stupid female questions like "Do these jeans make my butt look big"...trust me, after 52 years with it, I know by know what my butt looks like ;)

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Appearance

EthnicityCaucasian / White
National heritageAmerican
BuildCurvy
Height157 cm
Eye ColorGreen
Hair ColorBlonde
Hair LengthVery long
Body ArtPierced... but only ear(s), Strategically placed tattoo
Health ConditionDisabled
My AttractivenessUnattractive

Situation

Relationship StatusDivorced
Has childrenChildren don't live with me
Wants kidsNo
Housing SituationAll is calm
Living ArrangementsAlone
Wants to RelocateYes
Have PetsDog
Has a carNo

Education & Employment

EducationUniversity Bachelors
SpecialtyResearch / Science / Engineering
Employment StatusPart-time
Job TitleDog trainer

Leisure & Fun

TV preferencesNews, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation comedies, Movies
Favorite movies typesAction, Science fiction, Comedy, Drama, Documentary, Family
Favorite moviesShawshank Redemption, Capote
Music typesClassical, New age, Ambient
Reading selectionNews, Ancient, Computers, Fantasy, History, Home & Garden, Humor, Mystery, Nature, Science, Science fiction, Technical
Idea of funLaughing with friends
HobbiesArts & Crafts, Reading, Learning, Movies, Games, Gardening, Camping, Fishing, Playing cards

Personality

SmokerSmoke regularly (5-10 a day)
DrinkingLight / social drinker
Social behaviorObservant
Friends describe asGoofy
In High School I was a(n)Quiet one
Sense of humorDry / sarcastic
My great timeStaying at home, Trying new things, Relaxing, Reading a book, TV, Going to a museum
Always wanted to tryRiver rafting

Views

Political viewsVery liberal
ReligionAtheist
Attend religious servicesNever
Goal in lifeEnjoy what's left.

Looking For

Must haveIntelligence, Humor, Great skills, Oddities, Wit, Thoughtfulness
Look for in a partnerNon-confrontational, no drama. Check your baggage at the door please. Relatively neat, I'm not really into slobs.
On the first dateA cup of coffee and some laughs.